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evanzbuck:

There’ll come a time when you have to make a hard choice. And, in that moment, you will discover what mettle you truly have, and what you’re prepared to risk, for what matters.

ENOLA HOLMES (2020) dir. Harry Bradbeer.

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kingthekj:

guccixcucci:

free-range-tiddies:

Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!

The smartphones/smart tech in their house:

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The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets

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The social security number they’ve had since birth

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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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thebootydiaries:

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

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90stvqueen:

today i told my manager “just because i can handle anything doesn’t mean i should have to” and if that isn’t just the motto of my life

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kingantlion:
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“ lorem64:
“I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no...

kingantlion:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

ego-ann-16:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

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